Augustus is a
memeber of Slytherin who has written many funny poems about characters
and events. To review any of his Fan Works, email him at
Daredevil800@hotmail.com.
Snape
I once knew a man named Snape.
He could get as mad as an ape.
Then one day,
he got carried away.
He turened me into a rat!
Prof. Sprout
There is a proffesor named Sprout.
and she was not very stout.
She was kind of small,
and not very tall.
And she had a pet trout.
Draco
Now little Draco Malfoy is rich,
but he can never get the snitch.
Now this makes him sad,
but many others mad.
And Harry just rubs it in.
Lilly and James
Potter's Death
Lilly and James Potter tried to hide.
But one night Lilly and James Potter died.
This made people sad,
but many more mad.
So they put an innocent man in jail.
And this will make you go pale.
For the real culprit,
was not padfoot, but wormtail.
The Centuars
Denchers Nonsense Poem
There was a small
town of centaurs,
and one day they all lost their denchers,
they serched everywhere,
with thier mouths all bear,
they couldnt chew food
and the thought it quite rude,
when people would stop and stare.
